poor happy o’patrick (stories of a lesser duration)

February 4, 2010

1. (BUZZ!) “YES.” “SIR, YOUR 3 O’CLOCK IS HERE.” “ALRIGHT, SEND HIM IN.” “AND DOCTOR!” “YES?” “IT LOOKS PRETTY SERIOUS.” (KNOCK! KNOCK!) “COME IN.” “HELLO DOCTOR, MY NAME IS HATCHER O’PATRICK, I’VE A 3 O’CLOCK APPOINTMENT.” “YES MR. O’PATRICK I KNOW, HAVE A SEAT.” “THANK YOU DOCTOR.” “MY SECRETARY, MR. O’PATRICK, HAS TOLD ME YOU WERE RATHER VAGUE OVER THE PHONE, AS TO WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS.” “YES DOCTOR, I WAS TOO ASHAMED TO SAY.” “I’VE BEEN IN PRACTICE, MR. O’PATRICK, FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS, SO BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS, I’VE SEEN IT ALL.” “ALRIGHT DOCTOR, WELL HERE GOES, I THINK I’M…” “YES MR O’PATRICK YOUR?” “HAPPY!” download ebook in it’s entirety.

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